I maintain very high standards within my work and it’s certainly not unreasonable to expect to be approached with manners and consideration.

Your Phoebe Mae xoxo
Oh dear. You made a mistake! Let me help you.

If you’ve had this link sent to you, I have received one of the following text messages from you, or similar (and this is ALL I have received from you):

  • Hi
  • How are you
  • RU Avail / Are you available
  • Rates / How much
  • Where RU

A text message to myself needs to include the following:

  • Your name
  • A SHORT query about services that I may provide, IF REQUIRED (you may be unsure if I offer a service which you are interested in and due to current Victorian law, I am unable to list my offerings in full)
  • A proposed time to meet, within my times of availability (which are listed on any of my profiles, or here on my website – these do change, so check often)
  • If you wish to meet outside my times of availability, please indicate that you understand that I require 48 hours notice and a deposit of 50% to proceed further

If you called me – you didn’t read my request for SMS only contact!

You shouldn’t have to ask my rates of service, as they are listed on all of my profiles and here on my website.

Your first contact with me demonstrates to me your level of interest in spending time with me and how personally invested you are in the process.

Your Phoebe Mae xoxo

If you’ve read this far you ARE personally invested in seeing me but you may be wondering if I’m a bit of a bitch. I can assure you – I’m the exact opposite. I’m the fantasy that you have been dreaming about and I LOVE what I do with every fibre of my being, BUT I am selective as to whom I entertain and I work hard to maintain all of my online presence and to give you all of the information required before reaching out and making an inquiry.

Do you contact any other professional with one word or “How are you?” and expect a response? No, of course you don’t. You read their website and make an inquiry based on what you’ve read.

If you’re gonna do it, do it right (right), do it with me.

George Michael

It takes two minutes to show that you are interested in spending some rewarding intimate time with me with a brief informative text message, not be amongst the small majority of gentlemen who miss out on the opportunity to see me because they are labelled a ‘time waster’, due to their unwillingness to contact me as requested.

If you don’t take those few short moments, then my enthusiasm in seeing you is reflected by this…